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Season 2

1: Back Off Mary Poppins

2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

3: A Bag Full of Jawea

4: Go Get Mommy's Bra

5: Bad News from the Clinic

6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

9: Yes, Monsignor

10: The Salmon Under My Sweater

11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

12: A Lungful of Alan

13: Zejdz z Moich Wlosów [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair]

14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

15: Smell the Umbrella Stand

16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!

18: It Was Mame, Mom

19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

24: Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 3

1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

5: We Called It Mr. Pinky

6: Hi, Mr. Horned One

7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

8: That Voodoo That I Do Do

9: Madame and Her Special Friend

10: Something Salted and Twisted

11: Santa's Village of the Damned

12: That Special Tug

13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium

14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

15: My Tongue is Meat

16: Ergo, The Booty Call

17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler

19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

21: And the Plot Moistens

22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie

23: Arguments for the Quickie

24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 4

1: Working for Caligula

2: Who's Vod Kanockers?

3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress

4: A Pot Smoking Monkey

5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

6: Apologies for the Frivolity

7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

8: Release the Dogs

9: Corey's Been Dead For an Hour

10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln

11: Walnuts and Demerol

12: Castrating Sheep in Montana

13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer

14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salam

15: My Damn Stalker

16: Young People Have Phlegm Too

17: I Merely Slept With a Commie

18: It Never Rains in Hooterville

19: Smooth as a Ken Doll

20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin

24: Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 5

1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

2: Media Room Slash Dungeon

3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

4: City of Great Racks

5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail

7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room

8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

9: Tight's Good

10: Kinda Like Necrophilia

11: Meander to Your Dander

12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

13: The Soil is Moist

14: Winky-Dink Time

15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)

16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

17: Fish in a Drawer

18: If My Hole Could Talk

19: Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 6

1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child

2: Pie Hole, Herb

3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict

4: The Flavin' and the Mavin

5: A Jock Strap in Hell

6: It's Always Nazi Week

7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy

8: Pinocchio's Mouth

9: The Mooch at the Boo

10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

11: The Devil's Lube

12: Thank God for Scoliosis

13: I Think You Offended Don

14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat

16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'

18: My Son's Enormous Head

19: The Two Finger Rule

20: Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau

21: Above Exalted Cyclops

22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

24: Baseball Was Better With Steroids (1)